ok- so i guess i am no better at writing online than i am at writing at home. surprise surprise.

maybe if i just do some lists, i will write more? it's worth a shot. at least today it is.

Signs my devoted(?) husband was having an affair:
- long black hairs on my bathroom floor
-started wearing wife-beaters
-quit having sex and made up stupid reasons why
-incense in the attic
-christmas lights hanging in the rafters of the attic
-MY dog peed in the bed whenever i was out of town. (good girl!!)
-started sleeping whenever i was around. changed his sleeping schedule so that he was awake during the day when i was working.
-sade cd when he liked listening to metallica
-his love of that damn michael jackson butterfly song
-started taking some other woman's kids to school- found this out from my delightful stepsons when reading to them before bed (when no good H was asleep! betcha after that happened, he told them not to mention her again.)
-he was completely cold and insensitive when my father died.
-my gifts became gift certificates. he no longer put any thought into me or what i might like- when he had always been great about buying the perfect gift before
- the love letters stopped
-all the "private" calls on the caller id. when questioned on this one- he said they were just telemarketers.
-quit driving my car altogether- because he didn't want me to drive his. freaked out when i would pull his car out of the driveway.
-got a safe deposit box- secretly
-got himself a watch that was also a pager
-stopped calling me at work in the morning when he would get home from his night at work. this had been a ritual for him
-got a tattoo without even discussing it with me. he used to discuss everything down to the tiniest physical change with me
-those damn canker sores he got all the time. i knew that he got them from oral sex with a woman- which we were NOT doing. he even admitted that oral sex gave him sores...